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Drink and be thankful to the host! What seems insignificant when you have it, is important when you need it.
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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
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If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s going to get.
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If you think Independence Day is America’s defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.
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I’m thankful for every moment.
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Even though we’re a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
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It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day.
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Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
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For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.
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Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
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Dear Lord we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving.
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If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do.
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse.
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The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
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Be thankful for what you have you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.