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A year from now, you’re gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.
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What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest?
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Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.
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I know. I’m lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have ’til December, right?
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Dinner was made for eating, not for talking.
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To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can’t explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can’t coach.
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I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
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Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it, and thou art wise be wise and thou art happy.
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If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.
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I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.
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Good parties create a temporary youthfulness.
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At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
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I don’t even drink! I can’t stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year’s Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don’t touch booze - I’m always the designated driver.
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I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn’t be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year’s resolution is not to bark back.
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Celebrate what you want to see more of.
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If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
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Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed.
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I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.