Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it.


Will Rogers

896

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.


Will Rogers

896

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.


Will Rogers

896

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.


Will Rogers

896

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.


Will Rogers

896

A fool and his money are soon elected.


Will Rogers

896

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.


Will Rogers

896

If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.


Will Rogers

896

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.


Will Rogers

896

Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.


Will Rogers

896

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.


Will Rogers

896

People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.


Will Rogers

896

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.


Will Rogers

896

Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.


Will Rogers

896

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.


Will Rogers

896

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.


Will Rogers

896

There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.


Will Rogers

896

It’s a good thing we don’t get all the government we pay for.


Will Rogers

896

It’s easy being a humorist when you’ve got the whole government working for you.


Will Rogers

896

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.


Will Rogers

896

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