Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.


Mark Twain

896

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.


Mark Twain

896

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.


Mark Twain

896

Man - a creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.


Mark Twain

896

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work.


Mark Twain

896

Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.


Mark Twain

896

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.


Mark Twain

896

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.


Mark Twain

896

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so.


Mark Twain

896

Why shouldn’t truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.


Mark Twain

896

When in doubt tell the truth.


Mark Twain

896

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isn’t.


Mark Twain

896

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.


Mark Twain

896

It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.


Mark Twain

896

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.


Mark Twain

896

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.


Mark Twain

896

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.


Mark Twain

896

Substitute ’damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ’very’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.


Mark Twain

896

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.


Mark Twain

896

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.


Mark Twain

896

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