I’ve learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.


Louis C. K.

896

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, ’This is just dumb.’


Louis C. K.

896

I don’t think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.


Louis C. K.

896

I’ve learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.


Louis C. K.

896

Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That’s like a sports thing, it’s not usually a comedy and writing thing.


Louis C. K.

896

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.


Louis C. K.

896

If you’re a woman and a guy’s ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.


Louis C. K.

896

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it’s really like magic because you transform reality for people.


Louis C. K.

896

It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.


Louis C. K.

896

Talking is always positive. That’s why I talk too much.


Louis C. K.

896

I don’t like comedy. I like funny things. I don’t like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, ’Oh Jesus.’


Louis C. K.

896

I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.


Louis C. K.

896

A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene, and I loved creating those, but I never really had great stories to string them together.


Louis C. K.

896

I never viewed money as being ’my money’ I always saw it as ’the money.’ It’s a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.


Louis C. K.

896

For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I’m making plenty of money.


Louis C. K.

896

I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It’s like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.


Louis C. K.

896

To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.


Louis C. K.

896

It’s kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody’s looking at me.


Louis C. K.

896

When you’re a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother’s assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.


Louis C. K.

896

I’ve met a lot of people who’ve lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.


Louis C. K.

896

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